Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
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nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
I'm a bit broke right now... Would it be OK if I pay you in champagne and Xanax?
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what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
Im part way to drunk.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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