All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
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So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
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I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
What would you do if your asshole suddenly made the sound of a sheep duck baa/quacking the words kill me
You are so incredibly one of a kind, it's astounding
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.