Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
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Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
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If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
I found a briefcase foll of fireworks in my old bedroom...that's an appropriate thing to bring to a wedding, right?
Look man if you're looking for a voice of reason, you're talking to the wrong woman.
Everclear isn't food dammit
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila