Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
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