I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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