Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
The second he texted me with "*dry humps you!*" I knew any relationship we might have had was over.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
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cat food counts as protein by the way
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
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The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
I settled on "Merry Christmas! Btw you may have chlamydia". I thought a nice holiday greeting would soften the blow
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
I see you listening to my get shitfaced playlist on spotify. glad we're on the same page tonight there's a drink waiting for you downstairs.
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
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