Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
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