she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
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In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
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I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
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