I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
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I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
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we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
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