i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
I can't breathe out the right side of my face
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
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