actually, I'm a sock model
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
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There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
You dont lie about slip and slides
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
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No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
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