You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
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HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
Remember that night I drank a bunch of vodka, pounded your Jameson because 'you were a pussy', punched you in the face and ran off as fast as my high heels could go? It was just my Russian and Irish sides fighting for genetic dominance
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
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He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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