I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
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is this the sara with the beer cane?
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
She is a social worker. An actual good person trying to save the world. I feel like every time I give her an orgasm God wipes a little smudge off of my shit list.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
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Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
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