Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
He said he wanted to make me his Twinkie, "filled with his delicious cream." ABSOLUTELY 100% NO YOU MAY NOT REPEAT ****NOT**** GIVE HIM MY NUMBER EVER EVER EVER. Please confirm receipt and full comprehension of this message.
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
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