I think i peed on brittanys purse
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
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At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
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Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
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