i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
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He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
Putting a positive pregnancy test next to my condoms in my drawer so I remember why I always need to use condoms
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
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I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
where are my pants?
in the oven.
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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