I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
Randomize
