Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
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you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
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Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
Currently at a bar observing the mating patterns of drunken people in their 60s. This is hilariously terrifying. Hope he has Viagra.
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
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