I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
i bought another $5 worth of vodka. with change. i look like a homeless alcoholic. i need your dino cups or else i'll be forced to make a giant jello bowl shot
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
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