Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
Randomize
