I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
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coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
I feel like death gave me a hand job
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
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And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
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