Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
Apparently oprah and I were in competition to see who's ass could get bigger this summer
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
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it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
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Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
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