Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
Awkward drunk fist bump with the boss. Not sure if tomorrow will be weird or wonderful.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
You were sober bartending last night right?
Sorta. I remember you crying, ripping rose petals off the flower stem and slowly sprinkling them behind the bar at me and singing softly
Romantic
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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