I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
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I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
It is officially Christmas time in Chicago. There's a drunk hobo on the CTA singing the first 2 lines of Frosty the Snowman over and over and over.
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
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Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.