man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
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We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
Sometimes while peeing I'll go hands free, put my arms up by my chest and make claw hands, and pretend I'm a new type of dinosaur called Dickosaurus Rex.
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
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I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
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