she was so not down for the gang bang
I don't do stupid things anymore. I do stupid people.
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
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ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
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And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
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