i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
I'm like, not good at living.
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
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