Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
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