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I printed and framed a picture of a seagull shitting, and hung it in my house. I'm waiting to see how long it takes everyone to notice.
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
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Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
How did you make it to work sans hangover?
4 words: Clif Bar soaked in tequila. Just like albert pujols
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
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I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
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