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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her

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• (262): View more from Wisconsin

  Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now

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• (708): View more from Illinois

  I just figured out that you can toast a marshmallow with a butter knife and a cigarette lighter. I'm like a retarded Mister Wizard

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• (714): View more from California

  Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.

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• (504): View more from Louisiana

  I fell asleep with my vibrator still in me. I am the Queen of Sad Masturbation.

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• (214): View more from Texas

  The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.

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• (914): View more from New York

  She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.

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• (+61): View more from Australia

  She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.

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• (302): View more from Delaware

  I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.

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• (360): View more from Washington

  blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation

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• (1-517): View more from Michigan

  So what did you do since you didn't go out?

  (517): View more from Michigan

  ...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.

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• (973): View more from New Jersey

  I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year

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