Your tits are I can't wait for
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
These 23 People Walked In On Someone And Saw Some Crazy Sh*t
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
Confessions From 23 People Who Have Been Hiding Terrible Secrets
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story