told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
There's a naked man in my car right now.
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
Woke up, bank account is empty. Sock is still full of blood. Nothing in my pockets but a wireless mic and jenga pieces.
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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