grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
This girl is more easily done than said...
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
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i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
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