i don't plan on having that self control this summer
Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
Okay, since we're going to be living together and I'm obviously better than you at everything, I have one single simple rule that I want you to follow: DO. NOT. FUCK WITH ME.
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
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