no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
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