well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
The uberlube is also flammable
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
You are a genius and a whore.
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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