Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
theres a note on the fridge that says "guess what i peed in" and a half-full bottle of apple juice front and center. why did you let him in the house?
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
I think we r still a few steps from ex sex. In fact, that's never going to happen. I'm just saying on the seething-chemical-fire-of-emotional-distress-to-post -relationship-intercourse scale, I'm closer to fucking than throttling. Progress is fun.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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