found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
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