Last night I saw a drag queen take a shot of Red Hot that was soaked into a tampon. I fucking love my life!
TRUE LIFE: my roommate is growing a bush.
better yet, TRUE LIFE: my roommates boyfriend begged her to grow a bush.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
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