MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
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We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
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He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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