Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
it was only during my walk of shame that i realized i was wearing the exact same outfit that julia roberts wears on the dvd cover or pretty woman. prostitution is my destiny.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
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