This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
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Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
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I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
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