I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
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Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
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Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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