And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
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Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
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I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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