what if every blade of grass was a penis?
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
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