all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
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I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
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Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
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