Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
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