I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
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