Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
Randomize
