Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
Note to self: remember to figure out whether melted cheese is a liquid when not stoned
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
A 5 day bender that ended with refusing to pay my bar tab before I left the city. I offered to send them a selfie so they knew to never let me back in.
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
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