is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
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Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
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Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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