shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
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they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
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my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
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