He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
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Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
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