I have demons in me.
i should start naming my morning wood
great idea but wrong number
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
you told the cop you blew a .08 because you ate poppy seeds
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
Randomize
