Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
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Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
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He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
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