Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
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The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
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NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
I woke up wearing mittens dude
I woke up in my bathtub with the potted plant from downstairs.
checkmate.
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