marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
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