I was taking a piss and started puking. I pissed myself and made a mess in the bathroom. Passed out, then got up and went back out from 11pm to 5am.
I changed 4 diapers and slept horribly in our hot apt. Now, I'm at my inlaws house watching the Rangers get pummeled. Oh how our lives differ.
Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
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I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
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It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
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