so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
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been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
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This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.