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AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.

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(209): AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now. http://tfl.nu/g0pf

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Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.

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True life - we need to smoke together more often

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(516): Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters. (1-516): True life - we need to smoke together more often http://tfl.nu/s2bm

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So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot

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(603): So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot http://tfl.nu/44v5

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I learned to sign I want to be on you today

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Score

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Deaf chicks here I come

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(309): I learned to sign I want to be on you today (1-309): Score (309): Deaf chicks here I come http://tfl.nu/h0zi

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how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?

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(661): how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth? http://tfl.nu/fdur

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I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?

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(618): I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game? http://tfl.nu/569n

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Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?

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(858): Why do you apologize after every time we have sex? http://tfl.nu/3g2b

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You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.

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(708): You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half. http://tfl.nu/enxi

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Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?

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(519): Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator? http://tfl.nu/y95u

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I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life

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(330): I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life http://tfl.nu/2qsb

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If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.

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(207): If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too. http://tfl.nu/gosa

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My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?

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(371): My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask? http://tfl.nu/twzd

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If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right

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(514): If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right http://tfl.nu/t6fg

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Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid

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(315): Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid http://tfl.nu/u5v9

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Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter

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(709): Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter http://tfl.nu/qto5

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