I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
This Girl Got Ghosted By Her BF Of 5 Years While On A Trip They Took For Her Birthday
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
We're going as conductors of the hot mess train and nobody rides for free
Our tip jar will say "just put the tip in, see how it feels"
People Are Applauding Chrissy Teigen For Getting Candid About Breast-Pumping
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
Apparently the cops had to handcuff me in order to get me to come with to the hospital with them. They asked me if I had had any experience with handcuffs before and I replied, "Only in bed." What a life
My vagina just clenched in fear