she asked me if I wanted a handjob on the haunted mansion ride at Disney. was I suposed to say no?
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
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