he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
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Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
She was hiding under the bed to surprise me with sex. But when you took your hookup in my room to bang things out, she thought I was cheating on her. So explain it to her douche.
If you're ever desperate for a guy's #, ask him to call your lost cell phone so you can find it. Some genius used that on me last night. FML
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I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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