She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
Im partying with a unicorn. You don't even know.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
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I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
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Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
I will have you know I turned Latino David Arquette down for sex because he's married. Total. Moral. Victory.
Flo's in town, ain't she.
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
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